Zombie Limerick Competition
S P Oldham
Why not have a go at my zombie limerick competition? You can enter here, on Facebook or tumblr. Details below:
If you are a follower of my page (thank you) then you may know that I like to have a go at the odd limerick or two, including zombie limericks. I thought I would run a little competition on this theme.
To be in with the chance of winning one download of the entire Mindless Trilogy, complete the following limerick. The cleverest, funniest, scariest, or most original last line will win. Get the grey cells going!
'The zombie drooled as it said
"I don't believe I'm undead!"
Then it gave a wet cough,
It's left arm fell off
Over to you! Remember, the final line should rhyme with the first two lines, so: said, undead, ????? Write your last lines in the comments below.
Need some inspiration? For zombie limericks, go here:https://solostinwords.com/…/zombiehorror-limericks-a-bit-of…
For the Mindless Trilogy, go here:https://solostinwords.com/home/mindless-trilogy-
RULES: COMPETITION IN NO WAY ENDORSED BY FACEBOOK. JUDGES DECISION IS FINAL AND NO CORRESPONDENCE WILL BE ENTERED INTO. IT IS UP TO THE WINNER TO ENSURE THEY HAVE A DEVICE SUITABLE FOR DOWNLOADING EBOOKS ON. IF THEY ARE UNABLE TO CLAIM THE PRIZE BECAUSE OF THIS, IT WILL BE FORFEITED AND WILL GO TO THE RUNNER UP. COMPETITION CLOSES MIDNIGHT GMT FRIDAY 3RD MAY.